... go for a hair cut

If you have particularly long bum hair, why not use a lawn mower? Don't try this at home. No bums were harmed in the filming of this post. Mower supplied by B&Q.

Ok everyone... salute at the camera. Rod? Rod? Ok, just act pissed. Check out his new blog at r40dry.blogspot.com. That is one blue shirt. A weird blue shirt.

... look like the joker?

Them's some very red lips on our jods. He's just moved into a new flat with the missus. All the best goes out to them from the man behind the bottle of stella.

... the opposite to what you'd think he'd do.

Aww... remember that self of spirits... the 'rude' crossword poster (man in a boat!)... racist zippy... delivering richie's post... they were all fun times.

... something illegal

This is a really badly cropped picture... Jods is actually surfing a railing quite impressively.

... whatever jody wants.

Hello! The site has been down for a number of days, and i don't know quite why. I hope it works now.

... something unexpected.

The government recommend taking a bottle of water on the tube with you in hot seasons. They probably didn't mean so that you could make your mate look like he's pissed himself.

...anything for a laugh.

Thats quite a smug pose. you smug t*$t!